Never cheat on your spouse, but we had to give credit to this woman for her laugh-out-loud explanation after she was caught cheating on her husband. This was definitely an unexpected series of events.
A man returned home early from work and found his wife in the bedroom, making love with a very attractive young guy. Understandably, her husband was very upset when he saw what was happening before his eyes.
“Ah, so that’s how it is from now on ??” He shouted. “How dare you do this to me – to your faithful husband! To the father of your children! That’s it, I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!”. His wife covered herself with the sheet, and replied, “Wait a minute my love, I can explain!”.
“All right, come on..”, he murmured. “But those will be the last words you will ever tell me”.
And the woman began:
“Well, I got in the car to drive home, and this young man asked if I could give him a ride. He looked so depressed and poor that I felt sorry for him and let him get in the car. I noticed he was very thin, not nicely dressed and very dirty. He told me he hasn’t eaten for three days!”
“So out of pity, I brought it home, warmed up the leftover dinner I made for you yesterday, the one you didn’t eat because you were full of the snacks you ate in front of the TV. The poor man devoured the food in a matter of minutes.”
“Because he was dirty, I offered him a shower, and while he was doing it, I noticed that his clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, because he needed clothes, I gave him the designer jeans you had for several years, but you don’t wear because you claim they are too tight”.
“I also gave him the underwear that was my gift to you on our wedding day, which you don’t wear because you say I have no good taste. I found the beautiful shirt my sister bought you for the holiday that you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also gave him the expensive boots you bought at the boutique and you’re not wearing anymore because you saw Justin Bieber wear them up on TV.”
The woman took a short breath and continued – “He was so grateful for my understanding and help, and when I accompanied him to the door he turned to me with tears in his eyes and said, ‘Please.. Is there anything else your husband no longer uses?'”.